judacris
tasty-poptard
if you’re american and coming to australia, I’m gonna go ahead and say that you should be 100 percent way more worried about being king hit by a dude named “dane” in a bintang singlet than any fucking spiders that exist here
what does this say in english
“Good sir, if you are a resident of the United States of America and coming to visit the sunny land of Australia, allow me to inform you that you should be rather more concerned about being sucker punched by a gentleman named ‘Dane’ who is likely to be seen wearing a wifebeater with a beer company logo on it than by any of the dangerous spiders that exist on this lovely continent”.
ok so what does it say in american
“You’re more likely to get sucker punched/cold-cocked by an asshole than you are to be bitten by a spider”.
thank you
Well rattle my spoons, that don’t make a lick of sense. Wot in tarnation does this hootenanny say?
“If ya mosey on by Australia, you best be fixin’ to get to some fisticuffs more'n checkin fer spiders.”
This is a Rosetta Stone for a single language
milomurphysblawg
beautiful-welsh-vowels
FACT: adding “inator 3000" to ANYTHING makes it 200 times COOLER
ex.
uncool noun: bird
COOL noun: Birdinator 3000
emerald-star-and-friends
wolfgangleader
*shows up 15 months late with starbucks* anyway here’s my vine compilation
Fuck, Millennials are fucking hilarious
I always feel better about youths after a good vine comp.
t-t-t-t-t-target!!!!!
“Do you speak any Japanese?”
“I’m Chinese I don’t speak any-”
“‘Cause if you do, I’ll sleep with you right now.”
“MITSUBISHI, TOYOTA”
“Bitch cone get me, not only is he ugly but his dishes talk!”
“Who you talking to Belle?”
“Uh… No one…. bitch that was his plate!”
dar-draws
Headcanon: There’s one language that Starfire wasnt able to get from Robin and she found out the day they went to visit a children’s hospital. At first, Starfire didn’t understand why this one kid was giving her weird hand gestures when Robin told her it was sign language and he was able to communicate with the deaf kid. And so for the first time it was Robin who was teaching a new language to Starfire everyday.
buggachat
so I listened to the Mean Girls musical and uh, this song… made me think of them…. …
song is stupid with love (reprise)
buggachat
well…. if ladybug can summon ladybugs to create…. does that mean chat can summon cats to destroy….
thesuperheroesnetwork
wordsofdiana
this shouldn’t have made me laugh so hard but I almost cried
kai-noir
