Comic Auzi

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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monkeysaysficus

I was not ready

the-spook-zone

@relatable-ram

phraximus

Me: *clicks video*  “The hell is all this abou-”

*whistling starts*

Me: 

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norithics

I love this stupid fucking meme

thebibliosphere

I reblog this every few days and I legitimately no longer care.

sarahnevra

*watches without sound* Okay I love this scene what’s everyone talking about… *watches with sound, snorts tea, greatly offends the cat with horse laughing*

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Empire Strikes Back (1980).

skotothalamos

When you’re told to evacuate because the Galactic Empire just took over your city, you only have time to grab the essentials.

stormcloak

God, this guy is one of my favorite ridiculous EU characters along with Elan Sleazebaggano.

He was basically just a random extra with an ice cream maker, but they gave him an entire in-depth backstory about how he was a member of the Rebellion and that ice cream maker contained a lot of vital data and basically he single-handedly saved the Rebellion that day.

No really.

radetzkymarch

He has an action figure, of course, as does his ice cream maker computer datacore.

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hethatcures

Fuck.

zoomwitch

the star wars eu is a wild fucking ride

persisting

After the Rebels’ victory, Hood decided to take it easy.” with a daily supply of fresh ice cream i guess

laivaaja

Epic legends.

snips-starkiller-stormpilot

Every Star Wars Celebration has the Run of the Willrow Hoods. Dozens of fans cosplay as Willrow and run through the con with their ice cream makers.

tryfag

^ Please tell me there’s video footage of this. Do people wait for the stampede and see if they can press one of the On switches without getting gored?

tacopocalyptica

sprinklesofsunshine

this is the greatest thing ever

freifraufischer

That’s … a ride.

pinkipie100

Star Wars extra: *runs by with an ice cream maker*

Star Wars fandom:

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Source: starwars.wikia.com
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Naming Cuphead Bosses, with my Dad.

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I asked my dad to name a few Cuphead bosses, to see how ridiculous they can get.

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My Dad: Oh, that’s a genie.

Me: Yes, but can you guess his name?

My Dad: That’s Patrick Star! Genie Star - Patrick Genie!

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My Dad: That’s Olive Oyl, with a spear in her head..

My Dad: Olive Spear.

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My Dad: The… (struggling)

My Dad: …That’s Squidward.

My Dad: Squidward in tights. Squidtights.

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My Dad: OH! Cinderella!

My Dad:

Cinder-Long Arms.

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My Dad: Merley Sunflower.

Me: …Any explanation why?

My Dad: None at all. That’s Merley Sunflower.

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Me: They’re brothers, so you have to give two names-

My Dad: Bert and Ernie.

My Dad: Bert and Ernie Croak.

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My Dad: It’s Little Mermaid! It’s Ariel! And Ursula, rolled into one!

My Dad: Arsula!

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My Dad: it’s.. um…

My Dad: Mr. Adams.