Comic Auzi

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

And now it’s time for Ludicrous Meals with Comic Auzi

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Today we have a two-day-old Kung Pao chicken and turkey sandwich with shredded cheese, mustard and a side of chips and strawberries.

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Oh.  And a can of Tiki Punch.

I gotta say, for something I put together without thinking it’s… Actually, it tasted just about how I thought it would taste.  The chicken dominated the other flavors and it was basically a Kung Pao chicken sandwich.  Though I do imagine I’d notice the turkey and cheddar missing in a side by side comparison.

The strawberries … were strawberries.  The chips … were fried potatoes (shocking, right?).  The Tiki Punch … was carbonated water, high fructose corn syrup, citric acid, potassium benzoate, gum acacia, natural and artificial flavors, glyceryl abietate, Red 40, and sucralose.

A fine dish, I would say, for anyone (with leftover Christmas Eve dinner) to try out.  Be sure to check in next week for something sillier, and tastier, with Comic Auzi.  XD

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I’d make a joke about how I couldn’t see this coming but mostly … I’m disappointing. I mean … here you have an obvious click-bait quiz that doesn’t live up to it’s name by having things in their that are obviously NOT screen shots … but they’re all TOO OBVIOUS!

They do realize that even some Disney fans might confuse one film for another if you send the correct image, right?  Look at these images.

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Which movies are these screen-caps of from top to bottom [NO CHEATING]?

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Anonymous asked:

How long will it take for the Christmas special to be subbed?

miraculousubs answered:

Hey!

We’ve been getting a lot of asks about the Christmas Special, so read this carefully, as we’re unlikely to answer the exact same thing again.

Assuming you’ve been around since we released the French dubbed episodes, during the airing of season 1, the subbing process for that 20 minute episode would take around 2 - 4 hours. Depending on timezones, amount of dialogue in the episode, access to the episode after airing, etc, the episode may have taken more or less time to complete. 

The Christmas Special is suppose to be 40 minutes long, hence making the subbing process longer, as it will take twice the amount of time to time, translate, quality check and upload the episode. Hence, we are not sure exactly how long the episode will take, but we know for a fact that it will take longer than usual. 

During the airing, and the hours following the episode, we will all be busying subbing the episode for you all, so please try not to spam our inbox with asks about ‘how long until the episode is out’ or ‘how far along in the process are you’, because we probably won’t answer it. 

Hoping this answers your question anon, and all the other asks we’ve been getting about the Christmas Special! Also, apologies if this sounds too harsh and / or brutal, but this is just the truth. :)

- Abbey :)

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For anyone who’s a Ladybug fan and was wondering about this.  Oh!  And Merry Christmas.  XD

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Believe me when I say, these are the BEST Muppet bloopers ever. Please, please WATCH. You get to watch Frank Oz’s sanity slowly slip away. Priceless.

“Hubba wah?! HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA WAH?! Hubba WAH?!?”

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On the fourth of December … well … I’m sure a lot of things happened.  But most importantly I rebloged this funny blooper real.  Check it out.  Get a little chuckle this Christmas.

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BELIEVE IN…

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