Comic Auzi

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
jwcartoonist

vv Design yourself here vv

vosh-daemon

https://bebinator.com/

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thedovahcat

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MMYES

pyra-mugetsu

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hkluterman

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joliemariella

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thefloatingstone

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noinaedamiiz

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holding a gun to protect that lil cat

beeswaxdraws

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:D!!!

remaining-head-spirits

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my Resting Angry Face, hot ass booty shorts and stockings to show The Boys that i am down. hat on backwards to show my fun, playful side. cooking utensils because this bitch be eating all the time. ‘okay’ bc thats the only word i ever say. also sparkles bc im sitting like this right now and wouldnt you know i feel fresh as fuck.

momoishy

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*intense sweat* This looked fun to participate so… yeah hahah   v(´∀`*v)

artanddetermination

ok, these are cute as heck. Lemme try…

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Eh, close enough.

itsblackapple

Holy molly this is cute af

I like this generaitors so much and this one pretty cool!

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primomon

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Aaaaaaa. @likeaquietfantasy

goopy-sins

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dude

rittoh

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pyupew

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pocketyhat

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im tired, and hatless

jwblogofrandomness

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Trying to stay positive.

comic-auzi

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face things silly random

Anonymous asked:

Just saw your comic for miraculous ladybug, where marinette messes up her greeting and reveals her identity, and it's hilarious and well done! Thank you for that piece of awesomeness.

Anytime!  I just hope I can find a reasonable way to end it  XD

jwcartoonist
azalea-in-time

When you go to a haunted house, it may seem like you’re being funny by trying to scare the actors or jump out at them when you go through a second time, but guess what? ITS NOT FUNNY.

You pay us to scare you. It is your choice to go, so don’t fucking go through if you’re going to ignore the rules and get too close to the actors as a ‘joke’.

These bruises happened because over the course of 4 hours, several people ignored the instructions that CLEARLY stated that they were to wait in the front room until told otherwise. Rather than listen, they ran into the next room and slammed into me- effectively throwing me into the wall. This didn’t only happen once. It happened ten times at LEAST.

Then we had this asshole who thought that once I ‘died’ for the haunt, he could pretend to kick me to see if I’d moved. I, being used to people abusing me- jumped back and slammed my head into the concrete wall.

YOU ARE NOT FUNNY BY BEING RUDE AT A HAUNTED HOUSE. WE ARE PAID ACTORS THAT YOU CHOOSE TO COME AND SEE PERFORM. YOU PAY US TO SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF YOU, SO DONT HIT US WHEN WE DO

I feel that this is relevant considering it is October and more Haunted Houses are opening up. I know it seems funny to scare the ‘monsters’ but all you do is hurt real people. So stop.

useless-worthless-nobody

It’s not even October but I’m still spreading this

2ollux-captor-ii2-my-dance2tor

SIGNAL BOOOOOOOOSSSSSTTTTT!!!!!!! Now

ziamlevinestylinson

Yeah…your director may want to consider reblocking

azalea-in-time

We don’t have a director? Or blocking??? It’s a haunted house bro, not a play

alittlebitpessimistic

Reblogging for relevance-

I work at a Haunted House every October, and have been for the past few years. Our house in particular is staffed by Volunteer workers who are either earning credits for Graduation, or people who know the Family that owns the haunted attraction. In our City, we’re one of two Haunted Houses, so while we open in late September, we tend to get incredibly busy during the month of October and often work from 6pm until 2, 3am on weekends. 

We do not get paid to help out. Due to our location, we get a lot of drunk guys coming through, and a lot of ‘funny’ teenagers. In my several years working there, I’ve seen Actors get grabbed and thrown, stomped on, kicked, bitten, everything. A lot of the Actors at this attraction are young teenagers, Middle and Secondary School students, so this kind of abuse is terrifying and potentially emotionally scarring.

There’s a position half-way through the house we call ‘Psych Ward’, and it’s essentially a jump scare. The scare is a corner-room, boxed in with walls and broken windows, that the Actor pops out of and shouts and taunts the people going through. October, 2012, a couple were going through the Psych Ward corner and the scare went off as per usual. The girlfriend of this couple got very startled but laughed it off and continued on. The boyfriend, however, back-tracked and went up to the broken window and punched the Actor in the face for scaring his girlfriend. The Actor, who I’m going to call Tracy, had a black eye for a good two weeks solid and the couple had to be escorted out of the house and were banned from the property. Ever since we’ve ruled that Veteran Actors (someone who’s been there for 3+ years) are the only ones allowed in this particular Scaring Spot.

He paid to get scared and then got violent when we delivered.

There are so many stories I can tell of ignorant customers banging back on scares and injuring the Actors inside, grabbing props from the actors and hurting them with it, destroying props because they thought it would be ‘funny’. 

I just want to raise awareness that the ACTORS ARE STILL PEOPLE. We’re instructed to get the best kind of scare out of you, sometimes with no pay at all (like this particular attraction), so please respect our work.

We wouldn’t come to your job, mock you, and push you around trying to be ‘funny’. Don’t come to our job and do that to us!

comic-auzi

As someone considering visiting some haunted houses when I grow a pair, I’m gonna say … not cool…  :’(

Halloween srsly not cool

Anonymous asked:

Um hi I was wondering if you would make more miraculous ladybug comics there amazing and I would love to see more of your work. Thanks and have a good day,or night anytime.

Simple answer: Yes.

Slightly less simple answer: I’m not quite sure how to continue the current comic I started so if any of you guys have any thoughts … 😏

jwcartoonist
sixpenceee

This is glorious and even thought it doesn’t fit in the range of all the paranormal, I MUST share

It works like this: You tell Kitestring that you’re in a dangerous place or situation, and give it a time frame of when to check in on you. If you don’t reply back when it checks your status, it’ll alert your emergency contacts with a custom message you set up.

It doesn’t require you to touch anything (like bSafe) or shake your phone (like Nirbhaya) to send the distress signal. Kitestring is smarter, because it doesn’t need an action to alert people, it needs inaction.

MORE INFORMATION

commandereyebrows

reblogging because this is seriously amazing.

hentai-ass

This shouldn’t even be an app this should be an integrated feature into all phones on every OS

camyberry

Ok, guys. Thi is really important.
You have to reblog that and read the whole article.

  • This will never happen to me
    You can’t tell. Otherwise, if you don’t want to do for yourself, maybe among your follwers someone need this information.
  • I’m a man, i don’t care.
    You should care the more. What if it was your sister? Again, spread the word. There may be someone needingths.

You can never tell. As far as we can’t handle back maniacs, PLEASE, prevent yourself <3

studentsandlattes

REBLOG THIS PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!

justthefangirl

Okay but for real this is a good app. I am downloading this because I’m going to a dangerous part of Atlanta, soon, and I wanna be safe. 

Please, PLEASE, share this!

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jwcartoonist
whenwillwoodyallendie

attention @ everyone who cares about animals!!!!!!!!!!

tl;dr: do NOT buy this brand of flea medicine. always do research before buying any kind of medication for your animals.

my boyfriend bought this at petsmart for our cat and when we put it on her, she started licking it bc i guess i accidentally placed it too low and he got worried so we’ve been on google to find out if it’ll harm her. we found some scary stuff.

it doesn’t happen to every cat that this product is used on, but there are reports of this product seriously hurting cats. it burns their skin and can be very painful. the screenshots above are reviews from amazon for the one in the blue box. the one we used is the one in the purple box.

some cats had reactions right away while others took a few hours. we put this on our cat about an hour ago (washed it off of her soon after) and she seems fine but we’re so worried about what could happen. even if nothing happens, this is a chance we never would had taken if we’d known.

ALWAYS RESEARCH BEFOREHAND. i can’t believe petsmart has this on their shelves after everything people have said about it. please spread the word by sharing this post! protect ur pets. a simple google search could have stopped all these cats from getting hurt.

cenobitic-anchorite

Don’t buy anything but front line. I learned this lesson once long ago. :/

clatterbane

http://www.consumeraffairs.com/pets/sentry.html

Looking at the 1-star average reviews here? The dog version doesn’t sound any safer, either. Lots of reports of neurological symptoms and other really bad reactions to the Sentry spot on products.

kirby-kitty

Don’t buy anything Hartz either…unless you want a dead cat/dog! :(

coolcatgroup

Signal boost this!!

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jwcartoonist
eijirou-kun

You never think it happens to you until it does. You never think that you’d be the one that people reblog tips for.


I wash just closely followed and taped by a man at a convention today. The only reason I’m here to talk about it is because of said reblogged tips. They might have just saved me.


When I saw that man behind me, I did a run-through of everything I knew to keep me safe. Everything I saw on this website that would help me. First, I made sure I was being followed. I picked up my pace, went around tables sporadically, mixed up my directions. I never stopped moving. When I saw he was still the same distance behind me, I knew.


Second, I looked for my friends. I had come with three other people and had split up to look at merch. But when I couldn’t find them, I did what I never thought I’d have to do. I thank all of the people I followed for reblogging it so many times.


I picked a random cosplayer my age (a Midoriya cosplayer of 15-16 years) and pretended that I just met a long lost friend. I leaned in close to give them a hug and then whispered that I was being followed. They understood IMMEDIATELY and let me follow them to a different booth. It wasn’t until I grouped with them that the man stopped following me. I later went to security and the man was already someone who they were having trouble with earlier.


Moral of the story: Please reblog tips for safety on your dash. I don’t care if it doesn’t fit. If I didn’t think of pretending I knew someone, something worse could’ve happened to me. If you’re being followed, don’t be afraid to pretend you know someone. Be careful out there. You never think it’s going to be you until it happens.

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jwcartoonist

Reblog if you CAN understand Donald Duck in the new ducktales

lunarmuseserenity777

I cannot be the only one

dreamofserenity626

Doesn’t everyone? I mean I always understood him even as a kid. I just thought characters not understanding him in show was just overly exaggerated. 0o

jwblogofrandomness

I can count on my one hand the number of times I’ve not been able to understand Donald. I can’t explain why, it’s a rare occurrence to me.

Maybe I can just speak duck and I don’t know it (what’s the duck equivalent of parseltongue?).

comic-auzi

I’d say I can understand him fine.

donald duck language dialect