ben-c

since so many people are a fan of my insults, i’ve made a curse-free insult generator at the request of a very enthusiastic anon

here u go, bud

humourous-fallen-angel

YOU REPULSIVE CELERY STICK.

maykatic47

Absolute Cabbage.

tapestrydoll

Repulsive peanut

calantheandthenightingale

Preposterous pumpkin seed.

nevertoomanyspiders

YOU ABHORRENT PEANUT

broadwaypizano

YOU SORDID CELERY STICK.

dreamofserenity626

Superfulous ballpoint pen.

jwblogofrandomness

YOU OBTUSE CACTUS!

comic-auzi

You catatonic woolen sock!  Repulsive jar of relish!  Superfluous celery stick!  Obtuse rocking chair!  Derisory knitting needle!  Tedious curtain rod!  Abhorrent cabbage!  Preposterous peanut!  Sordid pumpkin seed!  Absolute cactus!  Incongruous cantaloupe!  Obtuse legume!  Abhorrent waffle!  Derisory desk lamp!  Absolute ballpoint pen!  Incompetent bowl of soup!  Wait, that wasn’t in there.  What?