since so many people are a fan of my insults, i’ve made a curse-free insult generator at the request of a very enthusiastic anon
here u go, bud
YOU REPULSIVE CELERY STICK.
Absolute Cabbage.
Repulsive peanut
Preposterous pumpkin seed.
YOU ABHORRENT PEANUT
YOU SORDID CELERY STICK.
Superfulous ballpoint pen.
YOU OBTUSE CACTUS!
You catatonic woolen sock! Repulsive jar of relish! Superfluous celery stick! Obtuse rocking chair! Derisory knitting needle! Tedious curtain rod! Abhorrent cabbage! Preposterous peanut! Sordid pumpkin seed! Absolute cactus! Incongruous cantaloupe! Obtuse legume! Abhorrent waffle! Derisory desk lamp! Absolute ballpoint pen! Incompetent bowl of soup! Wait, that wasn’t in there. What?