Comic Auzi (Posts tagged random)

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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WARNING: THE INCREDIBLES 2  IS NOT EPILEPSY SAFE.

exigetspersonal

This is not a joke. I was at a premier showing tonight, and my immediate thought was how disasterously unsafe this movie is for my photosensitive epilepic friends. @markingatlightspeed I’m tagging you with this specifically because this would be extremely dangerous for you to watch.

There are multiple scenes in this movie with full-screen, black-and-white flashing strobe effects. They all happen without warning, and last anywhere between a few seconds to more than two minutes. In a darkened movie theater, this means the likelihood of a seizure could be VERY HIGH if you are sensitive to these effects.

If you have photosensitive epilepsy or another disorder that is triggered by strobe lights, I would highly recommend you DO NOT SEE THE INCREDIBLES 2 IN THEATERS. Wait until the movie’s released on digital/Bluray, and you can watch it in a fully-lit room, with someone with you who will be able to help if the strobe effects do trigger a seizure.

Please stay safe.

comic-auzi

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My local theater is on top of it. XD

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jwcartoonist

spoil your OC’s storyline/character arc with no context

imagineyouroc

(inspired by those “spoil the ending of your favorite game/movie/book but with no context” posts)

fancy-but-disgruntled

arrggg me matey 

prisonparty

destroy the furry cult, kill a demon with a bracelet, save your dad

demoniaaa

This is not my beautiful house! this is not my beautiful wife!

mazabrei

Literally Satan.

siryouarebeingmocked

“Look, being cute isn’t going to get you everywhere in life. You also need to use magic.”

hst3000

Turns out you’re only special because we said you were. 

That’s what I’ve been trying to tell you, you idiots.

vaeveritas

Tries to find his mom, she tells him to fuck off, and he unintentionally starts dating the devil

siryouarebeingmocked

Is the devil hot? And/or female?

vaeveritas

It is set right after the failed take over in heaven, so he is heavily scarred, across his body though his face is beautiful. Also his gender is not clear until after they have already built a connection to each other. The devil in this story though evil and corrupting, does so as part of his nature and talks and acts as a gentle idealistic young person who just doesn’t understand why hardship exists. Basically the lead finds what he initially assumes is a corpse of a beautiful girl about his age on the road, but upon realizing that she is alive he helps her and they travel together on his quest to find his mom.

kaiseroftheromulanempire

A romulan olympic rhythmic gymnast finds out her mother is a psychopathic mass murderer who’s consumed by power.

obsidian-lizard-operative

Where the fuck did all the spider people go and how do we get off this planet? Also why is the Vulcan hot?!

(as told by Gobar)

theaustinstollhaus

It WASN’T Earth the entire time!

Additionally: Finally, a dragon - a sociopolitical problem we can solve by punching!

obsidian-lizard-operative

Omg XD now I wanna read that

pastelfairygirl

Ditch the Witch getup, become a magical girl, get thrown into a never-ending bloody war between magical girls and a cult 

obsidian-lizard-operative

Fuck yeah!!! That sounds great!

princess-has-a-pen

The “oh she’s a drunken, insane preacher whose only friends are a statue and a humidifier she has in her motel room” plot.

marlutterianae

The foreign warrior may finally find inner peace after surviving a brutal season where a trans dimensional conflict between humans and cosmic demons took place around an entire continent, and for this continent, this kind of stuff is annual. Onwards to new sources of power now that his body, mind and soul are forever marked by the demonic essence, product of consuming cursed flesh, blood and chemicals in order to survive. Oh and a witch with a royal legacy that extents to a bloodline of eldritch descendants sees power and glory in future cooperation 

lennythereviewer

Young man proceeds to systematically fuck up on a such a biblical scale he has to leave for several years before returning to pick up the pieces, all because the girl with bright pink hair said: “I’ll turn your favorite toy into a magical sword!”

jwblogofrandomness

Paranoid character gets even more paranoid until their friend tells them to calm the fuck down and listen to their tragic backstory.

comic-auzi

She may never realize she’s meant to be a writer.

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lolafsvoice: “ Friendly reminder that this hell site is owned by Yahoo, a company who are now actively advocating for the death of Net Neutrality. Friendly fucking reminder that the site is actively forcing users to unfollow the net neutrality tag...
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Friendly reminder that this hell site is owned by Yahoo, a company who are now actively advocating for the death of Net Neutrality.

Friendly fucking reminder that the site is actively forcing users to unfollow the net neutrality tag after 20 or so minutes of following it.

Friendly reminder that this site is now actively trying to limit our ability to share information and spread awareness.

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