Comic Auzi (Posts tagged random)

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

As inspired by @erinnightwalker‘s stories as read in this post reblogged by @jwblogofrandomness.  I read a bit of this nonsense and thought to myself, “This would make a pretty interesting adult cartoon.  Nothing really gory but really smart and funny.”  So I drew up the family and a title.  Why?  Just for the hell of it.

Anywho, go ahead and tell me what you think.  I’ll probably draw the neighbors too at some point (translation: seven months).

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And now it’s time for Ludicrous Meals with Comic Auzi

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Today we have a two-day-old Kung Pao chicken and turkey sandwich with shredded cheese, mustard and a side of chips and strawberries.

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Oh.  And a can of Tiki Punch.

I gotta say, for something I put together without thinking it’s… Actually, it tasted just about how I thought it would taste.  The chicken dominated the other flavors and it was basically a Kung Pao chicken sandwich.  Though I do imagine I’d notice the turkey and cheddar missing in a side by side comparison.

The strawberries … were strawberries.  The chips … were fried potatoes (shocking, right?).  The Tiki Punch … was carbonated water, high fructose corn syrup, citric acid, potassium benzoate, gum acacia, natural and artificial flavors, glyceryl abietate, Red 40, and sucralose.

A fine dish, I would say, for anyone (with leftover Christmas Eve dinner) to try out.  Be sure to check in next week for something sillier, and tastier, with Comic Auzi.  XD

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